Fun With Frauders: AIM Style

by Josh Todd on September 18, 2009

The following is a transcription from a recent affiliate applicant to my network, TriFoxMedia (I believe he was referred from Digital Point):

hualiwei: Hello
hualiwei: Nice to meet you..
trifoxmedia: hello
hualiwei: Please review and approval of my account
hualiwei: 😉
trifoxmedia: are you fraud?
hualiwei: NO
trifoxmedia: quality traffic?
hualiwei: Absolutely not right. .
trifoxmedia: great!
trifoxmedia: first and last name of account?
hualiwei: 😛
hualiwei: Huali Wei
trifoxmedia: great, i’ll look at your application
hualiwei: ok,thank you.
hualiwei: Immediately over the weekend, and where to leave ah?
trifoxmedia: come again?
hualiwei: sorry..
hualiwei:  My English is not very good.
hualiwei:  Language you would it?
hualiwei: You are busy with work, I am still waiting for your news quiet is better, otherwise you will think that my trouble
hualiwei: 😛
trifoxmedia: i couldnt understand your last question
hualiwei:  When I think about how to say better.
hualiwei: Where to go Sunday Holiday
hualiwei: That this will get it?
trifoxmedia: congratulations! You are approved for denial.

hualiwei: Hello
hualiwei: Nice to meet you..
TFXBoone: hello
hualiwei: Please review and approval of my account
hualiwei: 😉
TFXBoone: are you fraud?
hualiwei: NO
TFXBoone: quality traffic?
hualiwei: Absolutely not right. .
TFXBoone: great!
TFXBoone: 🙂
TFXBoone: first and last name of account?
hualiwei: 😛
hualiwei: Huali Wei
TFXBoone: great, i’ll look at your application
hualiwei: ok,thank you.
hualiwei: Immediately over the weekend, and where to leave ah?
TFXBoone: come again?
hualiwei: sorry..
hualiwei:  My English is not very good.
TFXBoone: that’s ok!
hualiwei:  Language you would it?
hualiwei: You are busy with work, I am still waiting for your news quiet is better, otherwise you will think that my trouble
hualiwei: 😛
TFXBoone: well i couldnt understand your last question
hualiwei:  When I think about how to say better. .
hualiwei: Where to go Sunday Holiday
hualiwei: That this will get it?;-)
TFXBoone: congratulations! You are approved for denial.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

andrew wee September 18, 2009 at 8:11 am

Insult lightly, suffer harshly, act of insulting Yoda's apprentice you will.

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andrew wee September 18, 2009 at 8:12 am

On second thoughts, I think you just denied Yoda himself.

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Tipjar September 18, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Haha, the "approved for denial" thing always makes me chuckle. It's a comeback line I can use in everyday language as well.

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andrew wee October 6, 2009 at 9:52 am

Reading this again.

Use of a smiley = fraud aff warning

Use of 2 smileys = automatic approval for denial of application.

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